Here is a very mean horoscope, based on a very funny paper from 1970. Don't say I didn't warn you. javascript isnt working right now but that will change.
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you’re stupid. Everyone thinks you’re a f***ing jerk.
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are followed by the FBI or CIA. You have no influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence an are generally a dips**t.
You are the pioneer type and think that most people are d**kheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Your nothing but a dam communist.
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard/b**ch.
You are sympathetic and understanding of people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a damn. Everybody in prison is a cancer.
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and can’t tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving and mother f**kers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.
You are the logical type and hate discord. This [crap]-picking is sickening to your friends. You’re unemotional and often fall asleep while f**king. Virgos are good bus drivers and p i m p s.
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are nil. Most libra women are wh**es. All libras die of venereal disease.
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b**ch. Most scorpios are murderers.
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of sagittarians are drunks. Nixon is a sagittarian. You are not worth the time of day.
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-sh*t. There has never been a capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Arduino
Arduino, a wannabe-engineer's bread and butter (bread-board and butter, if you will). Here's where I put my experiments with it. Updates go from newest to oldest.
8/27/23: Today I worked with the ultrasonic sensor, and got it to track the distance of my hand from the sensor:
8/15/23: the cardboard tube is too heavy for the small motor to push with the fan :[. The fan went, at least.
6/14/23: Breaking! Breaking! its summer now so I can start building stuff again instead of being a slave to finals. Yay!That means i can finally go around testing out my stuff. first project, get the lcd monitor working!
smashing success! the lcd monitor works, and i made a functioning clock! or at least i assembled one. I downloaded the code from the arduino project hub and made some modifications, adding in a brightness control with a potentiometer so the screen doesnt get fried. its looking good. Now that i have dusted off my knowledge of coding, it is time for what i really want to do: building a robot!!! im going to use the motor and fan that i have to build a self sustaining car.